Joke

Nothing of interest to blog about today, so I thought I'd share a joke I got in an email:

Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orderssome coffee. After sitting there for a while , heyells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In avery deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know fivethings:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a blackbelt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head,and mutters, "No........not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

HAHA! Love you all my little blonde friends!