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Friday, January 16, 2009

Some Friday Funnies...

And then the fight started...


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a new bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a service

And then the fight started...


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I
looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She
said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...


My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her
drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up
those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some

reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare,

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...


A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her
husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near

And then the fight started.....


I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Light beer
for $19.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night
than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....


My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....


A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent
babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud
noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at
the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped
out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran
through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom
and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you

And then the fight started.....


Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back
out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped
back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a
different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather
there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...


I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet

appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long
time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....


My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a

And that's when the fight started....

3 nice things to say...:

Martha said...

Thanks for the funnies, have a great weekend.

BrandiH2007 said...

Thanks for the laugh, have a good weekend!

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